"Yo yo yo, what up? You've reach Troy, the T-Bone ste--

Ugh, no, that's terrible.

*clears throat*

S'up? You've reached the Disco Spider, I can't make it--

Uggghhh, noooo. Okay, okay, you got this, this next one's it, third time's a cha--

Hee~eeey--

NOPE.


*silence*

Who even uses their phone as a phone anymore, anyway? Okay, you got this, you can do this, Troy.

*clears throat* *soft voice*

"Hey, there, it's Troy's voicemail. You just missed me, so leave a mes--"

**BEEEEEP**

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